What a Rat! Rat! RAT!
He says it's "fun to ride" but with only 15 miles on the odometer he hasn't even ridden it around the block.
I say his child should take it back and buy him a pound of smoked sausage and say,
"Oh Dad? You misunderstood.
I didn't give you that bike for Fathers Day. I gave you this pound of smoked sausage.
Now, what did you do with the keys and paperwork for my new motorcycle?"