[P. Schraub]

Hey Family,
      I just got an email from a " woman " who is single and looking for a partner. She got my name off the Royal Enfield website. I'm sure it's horseshit, but anyway, it's sandraharry72@yahoo.com. I won't open it......just a heads ' up

[Arizoni]

I think that name means a 72 year old "Hairy Sandra" is trying to find a date. 

I wouldn't open it either. 

[2bikebill]

I had two of these in my PM inbox on this site, same name, but there weren't any of the usual email notifications of a new PM.  I just happened to notice there were two new PMs showing down there on the left of the page.

She sounded really nice when I got in touch and we got along fine, so I sent her the money for air fare and her wedding dress, oh and a bit extra for her momma too.
I just can't understand why she's writing to you as well.....    

[REpozer]

Well fellers,.....you know what they say:  "The only thing worse then being talked about, is not being talked about".

Yahoo Sandy 72 didn't send me anything 

[Okie Enfield]

HEY THATS MY MOM! 

MA! Stop hacking my computer and stop emailing my online buddies. I thought we talked about this. 

 

[2bikebill]

In that case, can you please get her to send the cash back?
I mean....I'm sure she's very nice, but she said she was 30.....

[Okie Enfield]

Gonna need that cash to print up the invitations. Dad.... can I call you dad? WillW 

[2bikebill]

You'll never find me.....

[Tri750]

Lets not be so hasty.....

[Okie Enfield]

  all I want is a daddy 
WHY Willw WHY? Dont thow away everything my mom and you have built together! Remember the good times Willw. Like that time you ordered that mail order bride and it turned out to be my mom? that was funny right?
NO DADDY DONT GO! 

[2bikebill]

LA LA LA LA LA can't hear you LA LA LA LA LA can't hear you........

[Arizoni]

Boy WillW

I never thought you were the kind of guy who would leave your poor wife and little Okie to have to  fend for themselves in this cruel world!

(Hey Okie!  Get back over here and put your sad hound dog face back on!
How the Hell am I supposed to convince ol'  WillW to do the right thing when your over there letting the air out of his tires?)

Ah Hum......As I was saying,... Do the manly thing and take this sad little tyke home with you.  He won't eat much.  Oh, by the way,  you might want to lock up your beer and Bourbon.

[2bikebill]

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[Okie Enfield]

LOL

[P. Schraub]

You guys are all warped ! How great is that ? !!