I am in Oklahoma! They wont even sell us real beer! Gotta go to the liquor store and buy it hot. Cant buy good beer on a Sunday! 3.2 Beer is like having sex in a canoe, it's F***ing close to water!
Do Okies have fewer drunk driving fatalities? NO. Does making the beer half as strong stop bubba from getting sloshed and runnin his Ford into a tree? No, bubba just drinks twice as much!
I'm gonna show em! Gonna make it so I can turn off my headlight at will! Muhahahaha!