Used to kknow a guy I was trying to teach a few basics to... He was trying to get an old engine running. He finally got around to asking about plug gap and I told him. He calls back and says he doesn't have this "guage thing", so I tell him he can get sorta close if he uses a thin dime. "oh... OK"
"Hey Ernie, I'm trying to start this thing but it just won't catch"
So I go over and the electrode is sticking almost out straight. I ask him what the hell was he thinking?!
"Well- I didn't have a dime, so I used the next best thing!", he says all proud.
Yeah...?
"Two nickels"