[Iron Man]

 
       The Stranded Irishman

One day an Irishman, who had been
stranded on a deserted island for more
than10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a
ship!"
As the speck got closer and closer, he began
to rule out even the possibilities of a small
boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a
figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside
the scuba tanks and mask, and zipping down
the top of the wet suit, stood a drop-dead
gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and
said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been
since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over, unzipped a
waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her
wet suit, and pulled out a fresh package of
cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long
drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the
castaway,
"Ahh, that is so good! I'd almost forgotten
how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a
drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?"
asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten
years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to
her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there,
removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink.
"Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the
Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point, the gorgeous blonde started
to slowly unzip the long front of her wet
suit, right down the middle. She looked at
the trembling man and asked, "And how long
has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to
his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and
Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf
clubs in there too! "

[ScooterBob]

THAT's a real Irishman for ya .... Hahaha! Happy St. Patty's day right back at ya! 

[AgentX]

First-St.-Patrick's-day-Sophie approves.

[ScooterBob]

Heeheehee! - That is one happy kid!! Could it be the Guiness?? 

[redcat]

That's a great Photo! Sophie is one cute kid AgentX